Please give TPTB a GPS for Christmas. Harm said that a GPS tells you where
you are in the world. TPTB have lost their way, and don't know where they
are. The GPS will help them to find their way back to the real JAG. Santa,
this is very important. You see, there are millions of us true blue JAG
fans - JAGniks - in the world. Some of us have been watching JAG since
September 23, 1995. We have kept the faith. We stuck with JAG through
cancellation by NBC and through a change of partner on the new network,
CBS. We truly have been good loyal fans, Santa, and we are very very sad
that TPTB have lost their way and are wandering aimlessly out there in TV
land.
Santa, they wandered out around the time of Innocence, but they came back
briefly for Martin Baker, so I thought everything must be fine. I was
wrong. I haven't seen the real JAG since. Santa, I have to confess
something to you. It's almost heresy. I was actually bored stiff watching
People v. Mac. I couldn't wait for it to be over so I could watch
something else to take the unpleasantness away. Maybe it was the after
effects of People v. Mac, but I found that I was squirming during this
week's episode, The Black Jet. I think it's because that, with the
exception of Harm, I don't like the characters that much anymore. They let
me down very badly in People v. Mac. They were mean and sniggering. As a
result, this week, when Bud
started in on his little homily to Webb about friendship and loyalty, I
mentally jumped up and shouted at him "And where were you last week, Bud?
Too busy fawning over the new 'mate'?". Santa, I'm sorry to say that his
credibility is gone. This made the hokey ploy of having Bud shame Webb
into rescuing Mac and Keeter laughable. I still believe in Webb (I'm so
glad that he wasn't in People v. Mac). Clayton Webb didn't need Buddy to
lecture him. He probably had it all planned. But as he so astutely pointed
out, a good operative never takes on a fight that someone else is willing
to take for him.
As for Mac, she behaved so stupidly that I wished the Bedouins had kept
her (but I guess they were too smart for that). I was glad the Iranians
kept slapping her down for showing off her Farsi. I'm sorry, Santa, I know
that's not nice, but I can't help it. Harm deserves better in a partner.
Maybe it's time for Harm to have a new partner, Santa. Could you please
look into that too?
Have you heard of the Grinch, Santa? Would it be possible for the Grinch
to steal Brumby? JAG was a classy show. This Brumby character is fouling
it. It's not possible? Okay, Santa. The Grinch is out, you don't consort
with the likes of him. How about this, Santa, would you please give Brumby
a one way ticket home, back to Australia? If you can't afford it, there
are a lot of us JAGniks who would gladly send in a hefty donation.
Thank you very much, Santa.
Yours sincerely,
Shirley
P.S. Cookies and milk will be right beside the tree.